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13 Celebrity Parents and What Life Holds For Their Unlucky Offspring

For all of you who think Dannielynn is a typo and Moses is the transcriber of the Tora - think again. In actual fact these are just two of the many babies who will get the joy of growing up with celebrity parents, attending film premiers, going to private school - and of course, visiting rehab.

Although celebrity dog owners are not too popular with animal rights protestors, surely even they agree that it is better to sacrifice a canine than a kid when a celebrity is looking for a new toy. For a start dogs don’t live nearly as long, there friends wont know any better, and they are supposed to see their mothers naked.

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Editorially voted* the worst celebrity parents of all time, in descending order…

Oh, and the pictures – we thought their children, and their children’s children, would be proud to see these in the coming years.

1. Michael Jackson

2. Courtney Love

3.Britney Spears

4. Ozzy Osbourne

"I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather."
-Ozzy Osbourne

5. Tom Cruise

6. Gwyneth Paltrow

7. Kate Moss

8.Madonna

9.Angelina Jolie

10. Ben Affleck

11.Jude Law

12. Nicolas Cage

13. Meg Ryan

* Our Ranking Factors include but were not limited to…

● IQ of Parent

● Chance of Parent Going to Jail

● Chance child has seen/will see parent having intercourse

● Chance child and parent have consumed/will consume illegal narcotics together